Sunday, August 23, 2015

Things That Bug Me (A Distraction)

This post is designed merely to distract you from my nipples and Sara's forehead (the previous post).   I know that the mere mention of these things is not a distraction at all but quite the opposite.  So, please read and enjoy the following:

Things that bug me

- People who judge others without ever having a conversation with them.
- Dogs that aren't on leashes that roam the streets and see runners as the enemy.
- Having to get in an airplane and fly 2400 miles and about 6 hours to see my best friend and get a hug.
- Having to work for someone else for the rest of my life.
- Ill fitting undergarments.
- Lots of snow
- Lots of rain
- Lots of Heat
- Lots of cold
- Being low on fuel in your car but not knowing exactly how low
- Poor leadership
- Bad decisions made by upper management
- Racist Politicians
- People who follow racist politicians because they think they are not racists.
- People who follow racist politicians because they are racists themselves.
- Discrimination in all forms
- Churches that fire gay pastors.
- Birds that target my car for some reason.
- Bitter and angry people who can't seem to move beyond their bitterness and anger for whatever reason
- Houseflies landing on my food while I am trying to eat it.
- Cats that pee on the furniture or otherwise attempt to destroy it.
- That hot sticky feeling you get when your legs and other body parts are all sticking together.
- A bad haircut
- When my fingers are numb and I want to play the guitar
- Feeling fat after eating too much
- Walking more than 5 minutes on a four mile run
- Running in a rainstorm
- Chaffing
- Ants on my nightstand
- Ants in my bed
- Ants devouring a soda can left overnight
- Did I mention ants?
- Waking up after getting little sleep
- Sleeping when I am not tired
- Cuddling a pillow every friggin' night
- Missing her so much it hurts
- Counting the days until the next trip
- waiting, waiting, waiting...